Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Lear quote of the YEAR

Mom: I don't want you to get a water gun, Lear. I don't like guns.

Lear: Don't worry, Mom. It's not a real gun.

Mom: Well, remember - if you ever see a real gun, DO NOT TOUCH IT. Ever.

Lear: Well, I don't think you have to worry, because I think everyone who would ever have a gun lives in Texas.


Where does he get this stuff?!

(Please note that we do not believe that everyone in Texas is a gun-toting trigger-happy hick. I honestly am not sure that Lear even knows where Texas is.)

Friday, July 17, 2009

Odd couple: Sleeping Beauty and the Toothless Wonder

We've been busy in the last few weeks. We had Ella's birthday. We had my parents and oldest brother Barton visiting. We went camping at Great Basin National Park (I highly recommend it) with Nana, Papa, Devin, and Kelly. I couldn't find my camera for most of it, since Lear got a hold of it, took a bunch of fuzzy pictures of Ella in her pajamas, and hid it in his toy bin (he blamed it all on Ella). Here are two pictures that I do have:

Sleeping Beauty


Ella got four, yes four tiaras for her birthday, along with matching play jewelry, a dress-up outfit, and Princess sheets for her bed. She was in princess heaven.

And The Toothless Wonder


Lear has had a front tooth that was shorter than the other. I thought that he had ground it down, but the dentist pointed out that if that were the case, both of his front teeth would've been shorter. What actually happened is that sometime Lear fell on his face, and jammed the tooth into his gums. I have no idea when it happened. My guess is that it happened at preschool, and they forgot to tell me. Anyway, when he jammed the tooth in, the root broke. By the time we got an x-ray of it, the root had already reabsorbed into his gums, and all he had left was the crown of the tooth. The dentist said to try to get it out, and if we couldn't do it, we'd have to have it pulled. So, we wiggled it, we pulled on it, and we tried to tie a string around it, but nothing worked. I took Lear back to the dentist so they could give him some laughing gas, numb up his mouth, and pop the tooth out. We probably could've skipped the laughing gas and numbing altogether and simply took some pliers to it ourselves, because it popped out so easily the dentist was surprised. Now, however, since the tooth came out accidently and not naturally, he'll be toothless for a year or so because the permanent tooth is so far up in his mouth. At least it wasn't his permanent tooth that was covertly destroyed.

Lear quote: "Ella's a Farticus!" She was pretty tooty in the car one day, and this is Lear's synopsis, I guess. I wonder if he knows who Sparticus is?

Ella quote: "Danika is my best friend!"


Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Transformers: More Than Meet the Eye

Lear has been counting down the days until Transformers 2 came out. He has been practically drooling in anticipation. Every time he saw a commercial for it, he would start screaming hysterically, then rewind the tv, and DVR the commercial so he could watch it over and over. Cory and I would find some weird show on the DVR that recorded for about 4 minutes, then find out that all that recorded was a Transformers commercial. (That boy can work a DVR almost better than I can - I think he definitely uses it more.)

So, he's been moderately excited to see it. My brother Bronson was also a raving Transformers fan in his youth, so he promised Lear that they and Cory would see it opening night. Lear was reeeeeaaaaaallly looking forward to it. The night before it came out, a friend who had advance tickets texted me to tell me that it was very scary, and probably not ideal for a five year-old to see. 

(Here, I need to explain something. Lear is a timid movie-goer. He's terrified of Sleeping Beauty. He refused to finish watching The Little Mermaid after Ursula's first appearance. Spider Man caused him to run out of our living room screaming, after which he hid behind his bed. We have to ambush him to take him to any movies, and we only go to very kid-friendly movies like Up. Which he thought was scary.  Transformers 1, however, he loved. Go figure.)

Anyway, we talked about it. We definitely don't want him to see anything scary or bad, but we had already promised him that Cory would take him to see it. My brother Barton, who was visiting, pointed out that Lear may not remember the movie when he's older, but he will definitely remember that we broke a promise that was important to him. We think it's important for Lear to know that he can count on us, so Cory took him to the movie. (Mental note: don't make promises that you'll regret later!)

Lear spent the whole day trembling with excitement. I think he was more thrilled to see Cory come home from work than I've ever seen him. He left our house chanting "I'm going to see Transformers!" over and over. This mood didn't last. Cory said that Lear spent most of the movie clutching Cory's arm desperately, and sometimes with his face buried in his arm, too. Cory offered to take Lear home several times, but Lear refused, and toughed it out. When they got home, he ate the Happy Meal that Cory picked up for him because he looked "shell-shocked" quietly, with a zombified look on his face. (Side note: I suggested that Cory take him to Burger King, where they have Transformers toys, and Cory said that he thought it wouldn't be a good idea, under the circumstances.) After a little time, he felt more like himself again, and we sent him to bed. Oddly enough, he didn't have any nightmares.

Now, we and Lear have an agreement: Daddy will preview all movies, and then decide if it's too scary for Lear to see. Lear was the one who suggested it. I wish it didn't take a bad experience for all of us to come to this conclusion, but we're not perfect parents, and we're definitely still learning. At least we kept out promise. 

P.S. He still loves Transformers - just the toys and cartoons, though. 

Lear quote:  "Oh, snap!" 

Ella quote: "Ella to the rescue!"

Friday, June 19, 2009

Ella is Three


Where does the time go?

Lear quote: "If you care to look down, Mommy, you'll see that I spilled my drink there yesterday."

Ella quote: "Ride 'em, Cowboy!"

Monday, June 8, 2009

Miscellany

This is a self portrait taken at the Zoo Train, on our preschool's Zoo Day.


Ella on the carousel.

This is a wasp we found on our dying maple tree. It's hard to tell in the picture, but its about five inches from head to the end of the ovipositor. (That's the long thing that looks like the scariest stinger on the planet.) It uses that thing to bore into a rotten tree, then lay it's egg into a grub, where it's young will eat it from the inside out. Gruesome, huh?

Lear at Preschool graduation.

Lear with his "Best Buddy" Kaeden and their friend Skye. Kaeden and Lear were well nigh inseparable at school. They both have an obsession with Transformers.

Lear quote: "Dear Heavenly Father, please bless our food. Bless the potato bug that is lost in our house that it won't get squished. Also, bless the snail on the play table in my room that is won't get lost, too..." (We now have a rule that the kids aren't allowed to bring things with more than four legs and less than two into the house.)

I can't think of an Ella quote. I'll have to try to have two for next time. 

Water damage



These are pictures of our flooded garage. We've been having almost daily thunderstorms here in Utah, and one was incredible. We were supposed to go to a band party that night (yes, I play in a band. www.kairobynight.com if you're interested) but we spent the evening pumping water out of our garage. Thanks for the Shop Vac, Brei and Kelly! These pics were taken after the water had receded a bit.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Memorial Day

We went to visit my parents in Oregon over Memorial Day weekend. Here are some random thoughts and facts:

Ella made the 13-hour drive to Oregon without accidents. Or diapers. I tried to buy Pull-Ups "just in case" but Ella threw such a fit at Target about it that I threw caution to the wind, and just took all the panties we own. On the way home, we had a bomb. On the whole, though, she did a good job.

We got to spend the whole weekend with my parents and my brother Barton. Usually he's working, but the one upside to being out of a job in these tough times is that he has lots of time to spend with us - and we loved it.

We love going to the Oregon coast. We love sand, waves, sea lions, and the aquarium.

We saw an eight foot long sturgeon - underwater. If you're ever in the Columbia River Gorge, remember: the Bonneville Dam and fish hatchery are free, and very cool.

Lear threw a fit because he only got one new Transformer a day while at grandma and grandpa's house. When I tried to tell my mom to tone it down, she said, "Tia, it's my job to spoil them, and yours to mediate the effects." Thanks, Mom. 

One of the reasons I left Oregon were springtime allergies. Now, whenever I go back, they gleefully take their revenge. Curse you, pollen!

I have a very cute new nephew. The other two are pretty darned cute, too. I loved watching my kids playing with their cousins. There wasn't even much fighting.

My brother Bronson came with us. He slept for about 97% of the drive - that's about 25 hours total. It's like he has a mutant power or something. Thank God you're here, Narcoleptic Boy!


Lear quote: "I missed Cosy so much it put a tear in my eye." (Cosy is our annoying cat.)

Ella quote, said after a compliment on her cute curls: "Yeah, I look good."