Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Evidence of Lear's indiscretion

Cory takes his laptop on all our trips, probably because he gets itchy if he is offline for more than 6 hours. When we got to our hotel room, he broke it out to take advantage of the free wi-fi, and this is what we found:



"Oooooh, Daddy's computer! How do I get on YouTube?"

"Hey, that's me! It's taking my picture! Sweeet..."

"Here's a block. Pretty, pretty block... but I can think of something COOLER...."

"TRANSFORMERS! Yeah, Baby - where's the rest of my collection?"

"Oh no, Daddy's home! Close it, quick! He'll never know."

We had asked him earlier that day if he was the one who moved the computer - he said no. These pictures are only five out of about twenty-two, so we had plenty of evidence to the contrary. Here's a tip for the future, Lear: Always clean up the crime scene - thoroughly.

Monday, February 16, 2009

What I learned on V-Day

Cory and I went on a trip to St George this weekend, sans kids. It's the first time we've gone somewhere by ourselves since Lear was born - so over five years. Cory had to talk me into it, because I was paranoid about being that far away from them, but we had a great time. We spent most of the weekend going through fancy houses on the St George Parade of Homes, but Saturday night, we went to a movie: He's Just Not That Into You. 

We thought it would be a fun romantic comedy, but I have to say, about halfway through, I wanted to leave. All the relationships in the movie were falling apart, and the one married couple in the film was in trouble, because of the man having an affair. I was thinking, "Why are we seeing a movie about how much love and relationships suck on our special Valentine's Day trip?" Luckily, things were brighter by the end of the movie - but it taught Cory and me something: we are very lucky. We have a great relationship, a wonderful marriage, and a happy life together. We've never played stupid mind games with each other, we have the same goals and priorities, and we got married for all the right reasons. I don't want to get too sappy here, but I just have this to say: I deeply love my husband, I'm eternally grateful he seems to think I'm cool too, and we are very lucky to have found each other.  We really have it good. 

Lear quote: "I am going to miss you, Mommy, because I love you so much."

Ella quote: "OK, I gonna lose interest very soon."

Coming soon: Evidence of Lear's indiscretion

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Princesses and abscesses.

This is a picture of Ella with a train stuck in her hair. I'm really not sure why she decided to put a motorized toy train on her head, but I guess being two, she doesn't really need a reason. Luckily, simply putting the train in reverse was sufficient to get it out. I haven't ever cut Ella's hair, because she didn't have any for so long, so I was reluctant to put it to scissors.

Ella has been playing a game with me lately, which she calls "Mommy's Princess Dress." This consists of me sitting on the floor of the kitchen (it has to be a certain spot in the kitchen) and Ella draping a blanket around my shoulders. She likes to arrange the blanket so that it lays just right on my arms and legs. Then she will announce that I need to put my keys in my pocket, and put her hand into the side of her diaper and pull out an imaginary key with a "Ta-da!" and place it in a fold of the blanket. Note that I said the side of the diaper, and not the front or back. It's to be hoped that the "key" she puts in my pocket is clean. I thought this game was very cute the first couple times we played it, but after I sat on our oak floors for almost an hour yesterday playing it, I have to admit that I'm losing my enthusiasm - but not Ella. Now, when she wants to play it, I set the kitchen timer.

Lear had a tough week last week - Thursday, Friday, and Saturday he complained off and on that his mouth hurt. We tried to figure it out ourselves, and he swore that it wasn't his tooth, but his cheek that hurt. We couldn't decide whether to take him to a dentist or a doctor, until Saturday when he was screaming and writhing in pain. The painkillers we were giving him weren't helping, and so I took him to Kid's Care. He cried and screamed all the way there, and fell asleep about a block away. He pouted while I checked him in - until he saw the fish tank, after which he was remarkably happy for a child who was screaming in pain not ten minutes earlier. The doctor looked at his mouth from every angle, and told us it was a toothache. Doctor: 1, Parents: 0. Great. It's Saturday, and we can't get him into a dentist until Monday. Oh, the fun we were in for. Monday couldn't come too fast for any of us. But come it did, and when we took him in to the dentist, we found out that he did have an abscess in one of his molars. We then had to sit through him screaming and crying while the dentist gave him a shot, although once he calmed down, he did very well. I swear he brushes every day, but I guess not well enough. He's still complaining about his cheek hurting a week later, but now I suspect that either  he really likes his Motrin, or his six-year-old molars are starting to come in as well.

Lear quote: "Well, I guess that why you shouldn't be a slime monster." (Comment made while watching the beginning of Monsters, Inc.)

Ella quote: "I want Daddy to come home NOW!"